Caroline Moratti 7/19/21 Caroline Moratti 7/19/21

Editorial: Beware the dangers of shared flat cooking

Personally, cooking is one of the true wonders of my life. A bit of fried fish with lemon, what could compare? Cold pizza on the morning of an eye-gorging hangover, my true one love. But it’s not always a walk in the park.

Massive Reporters 7/19/21 Massive Reporters 7/19/21

Sexcapades Episode 14: Pain in the ass

I was a young 16-year-old girl wearing my kmart boutique jumpsuit and my leather converse school shoes, it was going to be a fabulous night.

Massive Reporters 7/19/21 Massive Reporters 7/19/21

Horoscopes (vol 14)

Aquarius: In a fit of munchies, you’ll make a bizarre but wonderful meal this week. Make sure to take a picture of it, this is a dish you don’t want to forget.

James Pocock 7/19/21 James Pocock 7/19/21

Palmy parking cost increases

🙁 🙁 🙁

One Less Lonely Girl 7/19/21 One Less Lonely Girl 7/19/21

We’re Going on a Man Hunt

Another week, another chance for me to humiliate myself in the pursuit of a boyfriend.

Elena McIntyre-Reet (She/Her) 7/19/21 Elena McIntyre-Reet (She/Her) 7/19/21

Two Ingredient Flatbread

Caroline Moratti 7/19/21 Caroline Moratti 7/19/21

M@D start up academic writing sessions

Please… I need this

Rimu Bhooi 7/19/21 Rimu Bhooi 7/19/21

Decent feed OR Scraps for the masses?

This week I decided to really challenge my freebie nature and see if I could make a meal from Massey Wellington’s free kai drops.

Ari Prakash 7/19/21 Ari Prakash 7/19/21

Massive asked students about the best advice they’d give in the kitchen

This article probably won’t turn you into a Michelin star chef, but it can help you avoid some dumb decisions in the culinary world.

James Pocock 7/12/21 James Pocock 7/12/21

Re-O Week looks to resemble a children’s birthday party

Gee whiz, a pool party! Okay but where’s the foam and UV parties, anyone??

James Pocock 7/12/21 James Pocock 7/12/21

Students forced to reset passwords

Hang on, so “password123” isn’t good enough for you??

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

Debaucherous, Defamatory & Downright Daft: A History of Massey’s Iconic Student Mags

Massive is an institution, a way of life. Sure, we don’t have a Wikipedia page (that’s a hint, by the way) or our Twitter password, but we have a long and glorious history.

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

Egg Project aims to raise money for Massey Child Care Centre

Never has news sounded so delicious

Massive Reporters 7/12/21 Massive Reporters 7/12/21

Sexcapades: Ignorance is bliss

Eventually we all ended up in his bed, us guys on each end of her body. It was pretty hot but I couldn’t stop looking at his massive dick.

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

SLA merger delayed after concerns by Massey

Awkward!

Cameron Taylor 7/12/21 Cameron Taylor 7/12/21

Massey is no longer accepting ANY new domestic students for the rest of the year

Idk why Massey is so popular but it frightens me

Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21 Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21

MUSA Education Officer Alex Johnston Gets the Boot in brutal AGM

Alex: “Fun MUSA with pizza, ginger beer and gigs got really damned mean all of a sudden.”

Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21 Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21

MAWSA welfare officer resigns after previous pay reduction

The resignation comes after MAWSA voted not to accept Jordy’s quarterly report earlier this year.

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

What’s all this about a merge? Let’s break down what the fuck is going on

Have you heard the news? Massey’s four student associations are considering merging. This is a BIG deal and will potentially change the face of Massey’s student associations as we know it.

James Pocock 7/12/21 James Pocock 7/12/21

Albany’s car park used for vaccination centre

So basically...slightly less parking?