I have a decent handful of male friends. So, I thought to myself, why the fuck aren’t I dating any of them? I decided to message them to find out. Yes, really.

Truth be told, I really thought that people who did speed dating must be awkward losers like me, but these people, well, seemed normal. Some even cute!

Spinster woman seeks desperate man

Another week, another chance for me to humiliate myself in the pursuit of a boyfriend.