When you’re queer there’s no clear way to define virginity. Penetration? Orgasm? Getting head? I’d definitely done a couple of those things that night, was I no longer a virgin?

Mix up your question with some names, from “What do you want to do now, baby?” to a “Do you want to fuck me, daddy?” or even a “I want you to ruin me till I’m shaking with every inch, master”

General Manager of MUSA and MAWSA, Craig Black, has left both positions almost simultaneously.

I was having a quickie in the Bunning’s carpark on Courtney Place, when I saw the uniform. It was a cop, fully decked out from his navy cap to the hefty vest and full blue getup.

Stop watching so much porn, seriously. It’s not healthy. We’re worried about you.

I have a guilty confession: I like to sleep naked, and somethings I leave skid marks.

In the meantime, the construction sure is loud as fuck.

The Government has announced three more years of pay restriction for public servants, which is causing concern for graduating students.

Bananas are the bane of my existence. I always buy a bunch on my Monday arvo shop; thinking this will finally be the week I start making healthy detox smoothies.

When I was 12 years old, I had a pretty standard bedtime routine like most pre-teen girls: read dirty Wattpad fan fiction on my iPod Touch until I physically couldn’t stay awake any longer.

Never thought I’d see the day where students care if an exec meeting is postponed. It’s been a long 22 years.

A brief journey through the long and tangled history of pube-removal.

Massive had some yarns with people and their different contraception choices, to better understand the kinds of struggles that womxn deal with on a day to day basis.

Social Work course about to be a whole lot less social if Massey has their way.

Normally I just cry when I get my period but this is nice, I guess.

Palmy town continues to get worse, and that’s REALLY saying something.

Do you remember the peak years of Instagram? Peace signs curled around the eye, heavy side fringes and even heavier filters. God, it was bliss.

This is my go-to recipe for impressing my friends. It’s simple, fuck, I mean it’s two-minute noodles, but it’s delicious and intriguingly, dare I say, fancy?

How do I tell my girlfriend that we had a threesome with the wrong friend??

Aquarius: If you’re still moaning about dropping out of uni, just do it already. You don’t have to be a student to read Massive magazine x