Red cards are an art form, a true masterpiece of student debauchery and delight. Passed down from student to student, they’re the social highlight of any year. Live, love, laugh red cards.

Massive talked to a range of students with different side hustles, from dealing drugs to party rentals, there’s a little something for everyone.

I’m no vegan, but as a journalist, I’m naturally curious as to how to make plant-based alternatives and what can be a cheaper way to fill my stomach and nutritional needs. So here are a mix of recipes and reviews of some plant-based meats – because we don’t all need a meaty sausage in our lives to fulfill us ;)

Manawatū students aren’t rushing to make a change just yet.

For a university that prides themselves on distance learning, the technology to ensure ease of access is far from perfect.”

Tune your ears, listen up kids, and get ready for a brief rundown of how to get that stingy landlord in line.

To everyone who stood beside us in this long, hard war: I thank thee.

Massive spoke to drivers and union members striking outside Kilbirnie’s bus depot

Massey students, get inspired.

I would give my literal clit to be 16 again and hear all of these phenomenal tracks for the first time.

One of NZ’s most prolific music photographers talks taking risks, touring Europe and putting relationships at the centre.

Alexa, play ‘Savage Love.’

A full week’s worth of events are planned for the Wellington Massey campus from 3-7 of May, including a sex quiz and an all-black bake sale.

“Can you imagine getting $250 cash for an hour’s work? Holy shit, where do I sign up for bagpiping lessons?”

I know student politics is boring but this is fucking spicy

The resignation of Albany Student Association’s Education Officer Mhairi Acheson from the Executive was publicly announced at last Wednesday’s ASA executive meeting.

Yeah, yeah, we know. Spotify is good when you can afford to pay for it. For the poor fuckers just trying to scrape by, however, food is usually a priority in terms of spending.

Speaking over Zoom from a small studio in Raglan, Muroki talks about signing to BENEE’s label, playing to a sold-out Spark Arena, and what comes next for this exciting young musician.

I have a good sex story for you. I want everybody to listen up. This will teach you not to get fucked and have sex with a random.