“I just fucked your bitch in my Balenciaga crocs”

You’ve got no job, no savings, and only course costs to dig your ass out of the dirt, if you haven’t already spent it on an ounce or two…

“Gerry Brownlee would be great for a cuddle”

Or atleast, how to not fuck it up for once

The power under scrutiny is that of the patriarchy, and how society upholds this in a way that continues to oppress the lives of women internationally.

What the fuck happened to that cannabis referendum? Massive talks to Chlöe Swarbrick about what went wrong and what happens next.

Move over Facebook, there’s a new sheriff in town

Brb, gonna start a career in fashion

Only the highest standards in Palmerston North

CW: Sexual Violence

Sit back, relax. Melt into the couch, stare into the depths of the universe. With the right chemical additive, the universe will stare back, showing you possibilities you’ve never dreamed of, or perhaps something you dreamed but never dared to remember.

Devices look to be on loan rather than for students to keep, and distance students may struggle to access the scheme

It’s been a delay of 5 years, but at least it’s here

Want to make a complaint against someone? Cool, but they have a right to know your identity.

Heads up, Countdown Pharmacies and Chemist Warehouse will fill your prescriptions for free.

In the name of good journalism, Massive went down the rabbit hole of crushed powders, to find the elusive truth.

Scorpios: Change your fucking sheets

We’re taught how to pour a standard drink, how to determine our tolerance, and how to help someone who is overly intoxicated. But not how to tell what drugs are clean, how much is too much, and what to do when you experience a bad trip.

A year on, the space remains empty