MAWSA Student President Tessa Guest told Massive “I don’t really have any good answers, we just haven’t done it.”

Oi, Adam. Clean your fucking bong mate.

“I remember speaking complete gibberish and having these manic emotional spells where I’d go from being super aggressive, to anxious and upset, and then I’d be uncontrollably laughing.”

The strong, gooey edible that’ll change your life.

Palmy town was already shit enough. Now this?

Massive is willing to suck dick to sweeten the deal.

Step One: Have a car

I know that’s already stumped most of you, but notice I didn’t say your car, just any ol’ car will do. Let’s just hope your mate has insurance…

A spot where you feel comfortable to be who you are, regardless of who that is, is so important. Not only for queer people, but for anyone who feels uncomfortable or out of place in the typical ‘town’ experience.

Bisexuals - in the words of Hannah Montana- have the best of both worlds. We can have a crush on Miley Cyrus and Jake Ryan at the same time, and it’s fucking awesome. However, unfortunately there still exists some shitty stereotypes and stigma that linger around the sexuality, even today in goddamn 2021.

If you were handed a bowl of M&M’s and told one in every four could kill you and you’d never know until it was too late, it’d be pretty understandable to be apprehensive about digging in.

“I have these desires and dreams… to become your toilet slave, and your butt be my superior.”

Vet students complaining about missing class? Now there’s the real story .

Who knew by-elections could be this thrilling? Not me!

Remember when that happened? I swear I’m becoming desensitised.

After postponements and delays, Auckland’s O-Week is officially cancelled.

Three so far this semester, and we’re not even halfway yet. What the fuck?

I was nose deep in balls, and I looked up, startled, cum around my mouth and making eye contact with my dear mother.

Students once again not consulted about changes!!! Thanks a bunch Massey

Maybe some of the saved money should go towards, you know, actually helping international students stuck paying increased border fees.

Companies are exploiting queer culture and disguising it as allyship