Sexcapades: Red HOT ants

Art / Olive Barlett-Mowat

I really love incorporating food into sex. I’m a real sweet tooth, and I love sex, so why not combine the two! Like a year or two ago when I was still learning to embrace this fetish, I had a fat crush on my guy best friend. We’d had this hot tension for a month or so, and I knew one of us would crack soon. I usually go for blonde guys, but the tall, dark and handsome boy next door look was pretty irresistible.  

Eventually, on a night out with our friends, we ended up back at his place. And the sex was incredible!!!! Maybe it wouldn’t have been if I didn’t like him so much, but it felt like the climax to a longggg build up. So, our friends to lovers situationship carried on for a few weeks where we would fuck and then act like nothing happened in front of our friends.  

One night we got experimental. None of his flatmates were home and he had this huge backyard with lots of trees. We laid down an old towel and got to it. After a suggestion from me to involve food, he got up to get his leftover pavlova from a mate's potluck. We started slathering it all over each other and licking it off. It tasted good and it was hot for a while. I got on top of him and started riding reverse cowgirl style and he was moaning away. After about ten minutes of this, I can hear him starting to itch and slap himself. I was super confused and eventually got off and turned around.  

This man was COVERED in RED ANTS!!!!!  

I grab my clothes and start trying to swipe them off him. I help him up and we run inside and straight into the shower. He’s got so many bites and won’t stop saying how much it stings. I’m trying to help but it’s already so so so bad. Eventually the soap and water calms his skin down, he takes an antihistamine... and we have shower sex.  

Bout a week later we decided we were better off as friends. But the experience sure did bring us closer.