Massey’s Got Talent (2012)

Sexcapades - I listened to porn, and it backfired

Something which has been proven to make that process easier, is the simple act of drowning out our surroundings with audio. (HEY IT’S AN ESCAPISM THING LIKE MY LAST ARTICLE! WOW CALLBACK!)

At the start of this month, Brash was back on the Manawatū campus as part of the Free Speech Union’s (FSU) controversial nationwide tour.

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We’ve all heard of it, or even used it, but the term ‘gaslighting’ has taken the online world by storm.

Countries where abortion is illegal are yet to have their stories heard, as Kiwis in Auckland and Christchurch protest against the Roe v Wade abortion ruling in America.

For students, most of whom are existing off measly costs from StudyLink, the impending doom of home-ownership seems completely out of reach.

In the orange traffic light level, face masks are mandatory inside any public facilities including university campuses and communal areas within a hall of residence; however there still seems to be some confusion around where masks are actually required.

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.

Studying, Covid-19, and the outrageous cost of living. This is just a short list of hardships students across the country have to constantly juggle. An additional struggle that students juggle, but never should, is access to healthy food.

Town has reopened and, with this, the chapter on safety when out and about in our city needs to be revisited.

Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.

This is honestly where a shit tonne of modern engineering comes from. Togs were inspired by sharks' skin, we looked to birds when engineering planes, and took inspiration from whales' energy use to create wind turbines. The list goes on and on.

The new building comes as part of a ten-year, $160 million capital project and is expected to reach its completion by 2024.

There’s something deeply comforting about switching on a show where the plot is predictable and nothing that bad ever really happens. I just think TV should be fun, I’ve never understood why anyone wants to watch something that puts them through emotional turmoil.

Massey University's Creative Media Production (CMP) degree is set to be completely reworked. But, for students already enrolled in the degree these changes feel like another roadblock in their education.

I hate their stupid names. “Yeastie Boys”, “Dirty Water”, “Stag Semen Stout.” I can’t tell if the industry is taking the piss, or if breweries have gotten away with the most elaborate scam of our generation, but they certainly sell.

The drugs known as ‘date rape drugs’ are often dangerous and mind-altering. Brands like Nightcap, StopTopps, Spikeys, and Undercover Colours make anti-drink spiking products like reusable or disposable cup covers and drink testers.

Thanks to modern computer processing power, and science beyond my understanding, we no longer have to ask “what if”. So, join me, as we look into the cyberspace-strains of everyone’s favourite Class C substance.

Society has told us to shame people from drinking beer (and bourbon-based RTDs), but why do wine drinkers get off scot-free?