Caroline Moratti 10/4/21 Caroline Moratti 10/4/21

Editorial: Election Season so far has been a joke.

Sstudent election season is a sad, empty shell of itself. It would be comical if it wasn’t so ... disappointing.

Caroline Moratti 10/4/21 Caroline Moratti 10/4/21

ASA election results announced!

Two candidates, two positions filled! No surprises there lol

Massive Reporters 9/27/21 Massive Reporters 9/27/21

Tranquilize my heart, horse: A true story of friendship against all odds

“It was also in that moment that I remembered that ketamine is famously a horse tranquilizer. Of course.”

Caroline Moratti 9/27/21 Caroline Moratti 9/27/21

MAWSA election results announced

I mean most of the roles were uncontested, so it’s not a HUGE surprise, but good 4 them!!

Massive Reporters 9/27/21 Massive Reporters 9/27/21

A Breakfast Wrap with CRUNCH

CRUNCH!

Mason Tangatatai (He/Him) 9/27/21 Mason Tangatatai (He/Him) 9/27/21

Waiata Sailing our Soundwaves

“When we play in te reo, it’s not about us, it’s not for us. It’s about Māori singing with pride and joy as their language is put on a pedestal.”

Cameron Taylor 9/27/21 Cameron Taylor 9/27/21

The Rise of the Vibrator

Okay folks, I’m gonna say it on behalf of everyone: THANK FUCK FOR VIBRATORS

Callum Parsons 9/27/21 Callum Parsons 9/27/21

Oberservation in Lockdown

A photographic essay by Callum Parsons

James Pocock 9/27/21 James Pocock 9/27/21

Massey wellbeing staff adapt to additional online only services

Essential wellbeing services at Massey have been increased and adapted to online only, with wellbeing staff saying they’re ready to meet the challenge.

Massive Reporters 9/27/21 Massive Reporters 9/27/21

Sexcapades vol. 22: Jackhammer Goes Wrong

Massive, my worst nightmare came true. Let me set the scene.

James Pocock 9/27/21 James Pocock 9/27/21

New professor for Te Pūtahi-a-Toi

An acclaimed expert in Māori astronomy is running the graduate programme at Te Pūtahi-a-Toi, the School of Māori Knowledge, as its new Professor of Mātauranga Māori.

Caroline Moratti 9/27/21 Caroline Moratti 9/27/21

MAWSA Euphoria Ball cancelled

Owners of glitter eyeshadow palettes devasted

Caroline Moratti 9/27/21 Caroline Moratti 9/27/21

Editorial: Damn you Adobe Flash Player. Damn you for leaving us.

Last night, I experienced a kick of nostalgia for old gaming sites I used to fuck around on.

James Pocock 9/27/21 James Pocock 9/27/21

No fees rebate for internal students

It’s been confirmed that there will be no fees rebate for internal students after Massey’s decision to have classes ‘mostly’ online for the rest of semester.

Massive Reporters 9/27/21 Massive Reporters 9/27/21

Horoscopes vol. 22

Aquarius: I want you to try your very best this week to actually listen to people. People know when you’re not listening and if you don’t start at least pretending to care you can say goodbye to your Friday night drinks invite. We both know you don’t want that.

Caroline Moratti 9/27/21 Caroline Moratti 9/27/21

Nut in me, nut in you: Massive’s Peanut Butter Review

Whether you’re throwing it in a stir-fry or smothering it on toast at 2am, peanut butter is a sexy, sultry staple for any sensible student.

Massive Reporters 9/20/21 Massive Reporters 9/20/21

Sexcapades: Is it Incest?

She treated my dick as if it were a motherfucking popsicle.

Caroline Moratti 9/20/21 Caroline Moratti 9/20/21

“No one’s running for President” and other uncontested roles: A look at student election season so far

James Pocock 9/20/21 James Pocock 9/20/21

NZUSA call on minister to provide Universal Education Income

The New Zealand Union of Students’ Associations (NZUSA) are continuing their push for a temporary Universal Education Income with an open letter to Minister of Education Chris Hipkins.

James Pocock 9/20/21 James Pocock 9/20/21

‘Mostly’ no internal classes under Level 2

Massey has made the decision to keep learning ‘mostly’ online for everyone where possible for the rest of semester despite being in Level 2.