Rimu Bhooi 7/19/21 Rimu Bhooi 7/19/21

Decent feed OR Scraps for the masses?

This week I decided to really challenge my freebie nature and see if I could make a meal from Massey Wellington’s free kai drops.

Ari Prakash 7/19/21 Ari Prakash 7/19/21

Massive asked students about the best advice they’d give in the kitchen

This article probably won’t turn you into a Michelin star chef, but it can help you avoid some dumb decisions in the culinary world.

James Pocock 7/12/21 James Pocock 7/12/21

Re-O Week looks to resemble a children’s birthday party

Gee whiz, a pool party! Okay but where’s the foam and UV parties, anyone??

James Pocock 7/12/21 James Pocock 7/12/21

Students forced to reset passwords

Hang on, so “password123” isn’t good enough for you??

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

Debaucherous, Defamatory & Downright Daft: A History of Massey’s Iconic Student Mags

Massive is an institution, a way of life. Sure, we don’t have a Wikipedia page (that’s a hint, by the way) or our Twitter password, but we have a long and glorious history.

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

Egg Project aims to raise money for Massey Child Care Centre

Never has news sounded so delicious

Massive Reporters 7/12/21 Massive Reporters 7/12/21

Sexcapades: Ignorance is bliss

Eventually we all ended up in his bed, us guys on each end of her body. It was pretty hot but I couldn’t stop looking at his massive dick.

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

SLA merger delayed after concerns by Massey

Awkward!

Cameron Taylor 7/12/21 Cameron Taylor 7/12/21

Massey is no longer accepting ANY new domestic students for the rest of the year

Idk why Massey is so popular but it frightens me

Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21 Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21

MUSA Education Officer Alex Johnston Gets the Boot in brutal AGM

Alex: “Fun MUSA with pizza, ginger beer and gigs got really damned mean all of a sudden.”

Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21 Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21

MAWSA welfare officer resigns after previous pay reduction

The resignation comes after MAWSA voted not to accept Jordy’s quarterly report earlier this year.

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

What’s all this about a merge? Let’s break down what the fuck is going on

Have you heard the news? Massey’s four student associations are considering merging. This is a BIG deal and will potentially change the face of Massey’s student associations as we know it.

James Pocock 7/12/21 James Pocock 7/12/21

Albany’s car park used for vaccination centre

So basically...slightly less parking?

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

Distance’s General Manager position is no more

MUSA 2.0 Anyone?

Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21 Jamie Mactaggart 7/12/21

Both MUSA’s Distance student advocates resign

Not good news for distance students, great news for drama

Lia McGuire 7/12/21 Lia McGuire 7/12/21

Generation None: The awkward gap between Millennial and Gen Z

Boomers, zoomers, millennials, Gen X, you know the drill. Words ascribed to generations of people to define their experiences, upbringing, attitudes, and whatever the fuck society was up to when any given person was growing up.

James Pocock 7/12/21 James Pocock 7/12/21

Distance Exec fills up vacant board seats without student vote

Awh, did you want a by-election? Too bad!

Caroline Moratti 7/12/21 Caroline Moratti 7/12/21

What is this? A Re O-week for ants?

Dog patting, snow cones, pool parties and movie nights. Sure, all well and good for a 12-year-old child. But for university students, it’s apparent that it’s just not enough.

James Pocock 7/12/21 James Pocock 7/12/21

Distance Stream finally up and running

Amazing news! We love to see it

Ari Prakash 7/12/21 Ari Prakash 7/12/21

Hot chocolate to warm your soul

I don’t know where I got the idea for this hot chocolate recipe. Maybe someone mentioned it in a conversation? Is this something I saw on the internet? Do I have any original thoughts anymore?? I don’t know, but I’m glad I found it.