I was nose deep in balls, and I looked up, startled, cum around my mouth and making eye contact with my dear mother.

This may just be the weirdest 6 minutes of my life.

Woke up at midday, dry-mouthed and dusty as fuck. The light was blinding, I was so thirsty that I would have sucked my own dick at that point, just to hydrate my mouth

Sex is complicated. Made more complicated by the fact that, for some reason, I can’t stop doing it outdoors.