We've all been browsing where we shouldn’t be late at night and come across something that piques our curiosity, right?

With my tummy rumbling as we speak, lets dive into a few ways you can positively contribute to the environment while eating tasty kai.

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It’s that time of the year again where you get to vote for your next year executive team to represent your voice both regionally and nationally.

Unless you want to live in the forest, catch your own food and avoid regular DOC worker patrols, the market will force you to continue renting.

I’ve been hearing about the WitchTok community of TikTok for some time now. After the stress of this year, I just want to CHILL.

The academic year at Massey is starting to reach its end, our StudyLink payments are disappearing into the sunset and most of us are not sure what we’ll do without them. This begs the question: What the fuck do we do now?

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“It was also in that moment that I remembered that ketamine is famously a horse tranquilizer. Of course.”

“When we play in te reo, it’s not about us, it’s not for us. It’s about Māori singing with pride and joy as their language is put on a pedestal.”

Okay folks, I’m gonna say it on behalf of everyone: THANK FUCK FOR VIBRATORS

A photographic essay by Callum Parsons

Whether you’re throwing it in a stir-fry or smothering it on toast at 2am, peanut butter is a sexy, sultry staple for any sensible student.

If my ancestors saw me taking photos in front of a plantation house dressed like a milkmaid, they’d be rolling in their graves.

Uber drivers are meant to get 75% of the fare for a ride. This is before all the costs which a driver incurs out of their own pocket. These costs include petrol, insurance, maintenance, an infinite data phone plan, cleaning and, of course, tax.

Gaming is a polarising activity that many believe is a useless waste of time. However, as Massive’s resident gamer, I’d like to defend gaming’s honour by clarifying the functionality of gaming and addressing the anti-social stigma placed upon the gaming community.

I put a fundraiser in my bio and said if they donated, they could take me out on a date. I’m assuming Tinder might have seen it as escorting or something.

Editor's Note: All the execs are holding elections at different times this year, love that for us! Stay tuned throughout other issues to see candidates for M@D and MUSA once nominations close.

Most landlords are pretty chill with the idea of a fish tank so let’s start with explaining why you should consider setting up a small-scale Kelly Tarlton’s.

A Te Pararē kōrero with Jhaymeān Terekia, a tuakana in the new and soulful music group Ka Hao. She tells us about how Ka Hao inspires rangatahi and sets out to uphold te reo Māori and kaupapa Māori through music.