Uber Boober
Uber drivers are meant to get 75% of the fare for a ride. This is before all the costs which a driver incurs out of their own pocket. These costs include petrol, insurance, maintenance, an infinite data phone plan, cleaning and, of course, tax.
Select Your Player
Gaming is a polarising activity that many believe is a useless waste of time. However, as Massive’s resident gamer, I’d like to defend gaming’s honour by clarifying the functionality of gaming and addressing the anti-social stigma placed upon the gaming community.
Exiled from Tinder
I put a fundraiser in my bio and said if they donated, they could take me out on a date. I’m assuming Tinder might have seen it as escorting or something.
ASA 2022: Meet Your Candidates!
Editor's Note: All the execs are holding elections at different times this year, love that for us! Stay tuned throughout other issues to see candidates for M@D and MUSA once nominations close.
Feeling Like Shit? Get a Fish
Most landlords are pretty chill with the idea of a fish tank so let’s start with explaining why you should consider setting up a small-scale Kelly Tarlton’s.
OHOOHO:Ka Hao
A Te Pararē kōrero with Jhaymeān Terekia, a tuakana in the new and soulful music group Ka Hao. She tells us about how Ka Hao inspires rangatahi and sets out to uphold te reo Māori and kaupapa Māori through music.
Reclaim Te Reo So Our Tamariki Don’t Have To
By learning our language and reclaiming it as a social norm, we are not only doing today’s Māori a service, but also bettering the future for our tamariki.
My Language, My Awakening
Ko tōku reo tōku ohooho, ko tōku reo tōku māpihi maurea. My language is my awakening, my language is the window to my soul.
Not ‘Māori Enough’
Using percentage as a measuring tool when it comes to whakapapa invalidates half-caste Māori and damages self-value one may feel as a Māori.
Taylor-Rose Terekia: Kaiwāwāhi Matua of Te Pararē
Taylor-Rose Terekia is killing the game. She’s the writer, editor, and wordsmith of your dreams. She’s also the Kaiwāwāhi Matua (Editor) of Te Pararē, having been with the magazine since its inception in 2019, “from its baby days to what it is today”.
MAWSA 2022: Meet Your Candidates!
Welcome to the MAWSA Elections for 2022! This is your chance to size up those courageous enough to run for roles, and ask them the tough questions to ensure they’re fit to represent and advocate for you next year.
Guest Editorial: Māori language (more than a) week?!
Kia ora Massey whānau! Te Wiki o te Reo Māori is upon us and with it comes a wave of wholesome Māori focused content!
Sk8r Grl: Can I Make it Any More Obvious?
Skating has influenced a ton of culture; most of us have owned a pair of Old Skool Vans, played Skate 2 on someone’s PS2.
Indo-Fijian: A Melting Pot of Cultural Confusion
Over the years, Indo-Fijian culture has changed, so it has become distinct from Indians from India. There are a few differing opinions about how people want to categorise themselves, which creates even more confusion.
Lockdown’s Greatest Villain for Many: Food
Trigger warning: Eating disorders and body image issues are discussed heavily throughout this text. Please proceed with caution.
Reading the clots: Deciphering the future from my menstrual droppings
The first of any period is always the heaviest. This motherfucker really came out of me! A few cramps later, I passed a big and misshapen creature. A magnificent, yet also strangely vulnerable sight as I slowly spread out it out on toilet paper.
Stop Misnaming our Whenua
To shed light on the importance of learning and using our correct place names, I spoke with Te Whānaganui a Tara City Council representative and champion for Te Ao Māori, Tamatha Paul.
It’s a Bloody Shame: The Barriers to Period Access
On average, a person will spend around ten years of their life on their period. It’s not fun, it can hurt like a bitch and yet period products are still considered a luxury in some places.
Ward 21: What it’s like to be in a Palmerston North Acute Inpatient Ward
I was sat in a small room, crashing back to earth after a suicide attempt, nervous and exhausted and cold.
William Massey was a Racist
In 2016 racist comments by the University’s namesake were unearthed. Lecturers and students called for a discussion around a name change. Massey promised the matter would be raised formally. This never happened.