Growing up, I was always intrigued by the concept of Soggy Biscuit. I went to a single-sex school, and the rumours I heard wafting off the all-boys boarding houses were, well, were hard to ignore.

“Hanging out with friends, you swap stories of bad Tinder dates or juicy hookups, but all I could talk about was what I had been binge-watching on Netflix that week. I felt dull and boring, which made me socially isolate myself even more.”

When you’re queer there’s no clear way to define virginity. Penetration? Orgasm? Getting head? I’d definitely done a couple of those things that night, was I no longer a virgin?

I was having a quickie in the Bunning’s carpark on Courtney Place, when I saw the uniform. It was a cop, fully decked out from his navy cap to the hefty vest and full blue getup.

When I was 12 years old, I had a pretty standard bedtime routine like most pre-teen girls: read dirty Wattpad fan fiction on my iPod Touch until I physically couldn’t stay awake any longer.

A brief journey through the long and tangled history of pube-removal.

Massive had some yarns with people and their different contraception choices, to better understand the kinds of struggles that womxn deal with on a day to day basis.

Do you remember the peak years of Instagram? Peace signs curled around the eye, heavy side fringes and even heavier filters. God, it was bliss.

Whatever gifts the universe has decided to give to Albany, a solid Wi-Fi connection isn’t one of them.

For when desperate times call for desperate measures

Red cards are an art form, a true masterpiece of student debauchery and delight. Passed down from student to student, they’re the social highlight of any year. Live, love, laugh red cards.

Massive talked to a range of students with different side hustles, from dealing drugs to party rentals, there’s a little something for everyone.

I’m no vegan, but as a journalist, I’m naturally curious as to how to make plant-based alternatives and what can be a cheaper way to fill my stomach and nutritional needs. So here are a mix of recipes and reviews of some plant-based meats – because we don’t all need a meaty sausage in our lives to fulfill us ;)

For a university that prides themselves on distance learning, the technology to ensure ease of access is far from perfect.”

I would give my literal clit to be 16 again and hear all of these phenomenal tracks for the first time.

One of NZ’s most prolific music photographers talks taking risks, touring Europe and putting relationships at the centre.

“Can you imagine getting $250 cash for an hour’s work? Holy shit, where do I sign up for bagpiping lessons?”

Yeah, yeah, we know. Spotify is good when you can afford to pay for it. For the poor fuckers just trying to scrape by, however, food is usually a priority in terms of spending.

Speaking over Zoom from a small studio in Raglan, Muroki talks about signing to BENEE’s label, playing to a sold-out Spark Arena, and what comes next for this exciting young musician.