I fought with the idea of talking about my cultural identity, but thought as a half cast, I wouldn’t be able to do this justice. You see, identity is a tricky subject to pinpoint, and to prove this to those reading, I ask you to answer this; who are you, really?

Sexcapades - Fuck off mum

Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to. I’ll be doing one every week until the final issue where I’ll review the worst movie ever made (according to a random article I found).

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Horoscopes 15 August

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Horoscopes 8 August

But, as I’m sure with many kiwi kids, the try hard was slowly strangled out of me in favour of seeming cool. This was a big thing in high school, but now that we’re a bit more grown up, why can’t we go back to our try hard selves?!

Sexcapades - Fucked a fan

Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.

Sexcapades - Cube Conundrums

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Horoscopes August 1st

We sing to make a point, to support each other, to tell stories. We sing to our gods, we sing when we’re sad, and we sing just because we like the sound of our own voices.

As a boy from the Hutt, one of the first things I noticed when I came to uni was how differently people spoke. For me, this was the first ding of the bell on my imposter syndrome journey. As the years have flown by and I’ve slowly come to terms with my place in tertiary education, every so often I hear that dreaded ding and the feeling comes back as strong as it did on day one.

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Sexcapades - That’s Nuts!

Horoscopes July 25

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