Sexcapades: Hot for a hongi
Te Mahi Mahimahi: Nanawe ana i te hongi
E torutoru tau ki muri, nōku tonu i te kura tuarua, i hiahia au kia heria tōku makau o te wā ki taku marae. Inā tōna mānukanuka, he kore nāna i toro atu ki tētahi, me te aha, i raru ia i te whakaaro kia moea i te marae, me te hauata o te takahi i tētahi tangata. Ko au te tāne Māori tuatahi i patui ai ia. Ka mutu, nō Ō Tautahi ia. Engari ka ngana au ki te whakatau i te mauri.
Mutu ana te hautūtanga roa ki tōku marae i te takutai, ka tū te pōhiri, ā, ka tae ki te wā kia hongi. I kite au i te pūwherowhero me te werawera haere o tōku makau i a māua e hīkoi atu ana, ā, kāore te katakata pakupaku i puritia.
Ka anga atu au rā te rārangi, engari i taku tirohanga ki taku mauī, ka kite i taku makau e whakawhēauau ana i te hongi ki taku matua kēkē. Nāwai ka pīwari ki au, ka kite kē au i tāna whakamito, ka anga kē kite kihi!
Ka kounu atu taku matua kēkē, ka pukukata hoki, nāwai i pukukata hoki au. “E whānakohia nei tō kōtiro,” tāna kōrero mai me te nui o tōna menemene. Ka pūwherowhero katoa taku makau, ā, ka tohu atu au kia hongi ia i te tangata o muri mai. Ka ngana ia kia koke tonu, engari i te hiku o te rangi, ka huri au ki te uia atu ki te aha oti i kihi ai ia i tōku matua kēkē.
Hei tāna, i kaumingomingo noa ia, nā whai anō i pēnā (???)
I te āhua nā i tere tau tōna whakamā, tā te mea, i taua pō tonu, ka ngana ia kia nanawe i ahau i te marae. He whanaunga ōku kua pēnā i te marae, engari mōku ake, kāore e nanawe i te mahimahi me taku mōhio hoki ko taku Koro kei te moenga kiritata.
Hei whakarāpopototanga, e rua marama i muri mai ka wehewehe māua, ā, nō taua wā tonu, kua ngana au ki te whakatewhatewha i te makau i mua i taku whakaae kia noho mai ia ki te marae.
A few years ago when I was still in high school, I wanted to take my girlfriend at the time to visit my marae. She was super nervous cause she’d never been to one before, and the thought of sleeping marae style and accidentally stepping on someone worried her. I was the first Māori guy she’d dated. Plus, the girl was from Christchurch. But I tried to be as reassuring as I could.
After a long drive to my marae on the coast, we opened with a pōwhiri as per use, and then it came time for the hongi. I could see my gf getting red and sweaty as we walked over and I couldn’t help but giggle at her a bit.
I make my way down the line as normal, but when I look to my left, I see my girlfriend lingering on a hongi with my uncle. I thought it was sweet for a sec, until I watched her purse her lips and go in for a kiss!
My uncle pulled away and laughed out loud, and I burst out laughing too. “I’m stealing ya girl,” he says to me with a massive smirk on his face. She went bright red, and I gestured for her to hongi the next person. She tried to move on, but later that day, I had to question her on what on earth made her kiss my uncle.
She said she got confused and it just happened (???)
She seemed to get over the embarrassment quick, because later that night she tried to make a move on me in the marae. I’ve had cousins manage to do stuff in the marae, but personally, getting it on with my Koro on the mattress over is not a turn-on.
Long story short, we broke up two months later, and ever since I’ve made a great effort to vet partners before trusting them with a marae stay.