Sexcapades: I ship it

I was living in Mount Maunganui like two years ago, and the guys there sucked. Tinder and Hinge was dry af, and I hadn’t had sex in about a year at this point. I really needed some. I was getting crabby, and my $40 vibrator could only take so much ya know.  

I found this guy on Hinge who was in town for just a week. His profile said he worked on a cruise ship and went from place to place. Seemed pretty hot to me.  

We met up at a cafe near the beach where the cruise ships always parked up, and I was instantly attracted. He was blonde with a huge back, and even though I usually hate skinny jeans on men, I got a good look at his package. Made me excited lol.  

The date went well, we talked really easily, and eventually he asked if I wanted to come see the cruise ship. I was so ready to end my year-long celibacy on a fancy boat gently swaying getting fucked hard.  

He showed me to his cabin, and it was obviously a shared room with other workers. But no one was around so we got down to business. His tight jeans told no lie... he was packing.  

We did missionary for a while which was nice, and then he asked me to go on top. He flipped me over, but as I was putting it in, he yells, “WELCOME ABOARD!”  

I was startled but thought he was just joking so I kinda laughed and just carried on. But then it just kept going while he moaned and groaned.  

He yells, “THE CAPTAIN IS ON DECK!” I didn’t know whether to laugh or get into the role play. Either way, the sex still felt nice so I kept going, and so did he. He was grabbing my ass and helping me bounce up and down, and I could tell he was gonna cum any minute. It’s then he starts yelling even louder.  

“YESSSSS BABYYYYYYY ROW MY BOAT!!!!!”  

I’m completely shook. He pulls my hands behind my back, sits up and sucks my nipple, and we both cum at the same time. Maybe it’s embarrassing looking back, but that man did row my god damn boat.  

I’m out of breath, red, and completely amazed by this blonde cruise ship man. I could have done it six more times. And lucky for me, we met up every day he was docked there to fuck. It was a glorious week.  

Dick down, best relation-ship I’ve ever had.