Sexcapades: My first time was ruined by a wall 

Ok so I was in Year 13 and I hadn't lost my V-card. Trust me, I wasn’t a loser. I just hadn’t found anyone that interesting to do it with. My school was small, and I didn’t have many options for someone to bang. If I’m being honest, I was quite desperate. But not enough to just bang anyone.  

A few months before graduation, I got to know this guy. He was not a very bright kid, BUT he had a super hot mullet and was lowkey funny. For like a month, me and him would have eye sex during class. I kid you not, my fanny would flutter. 

One day he took me to this old classroom that had to get renovated so no one would go in, and I knew exactly what was gonna happen. I was ready for it. Before we got to doing anything, I saw a couple of girls names written all over the wall, but I didn’t pay much attention to it. He then hoisted me onto a table and railed me so hard I came twice. Definitely a memorable first time.  

Of course I was keen to go again, so the next week, we went back to the abandoned classroom. He was kissing my neck and taking my uniform off, but then I noticed my name was on the wall. 

I found out that he would take girls there, bang them, and put their names up on the wall to keep track. I knew most of the girls at our school – and some of these names weren’t even from our school.  

Nevertheless, he and I still continued doing the deed in the classroom until we graduated high school. 

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