That’s cooked: Renee (W)Rapp  

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Written By Anonymous

Renee Rapp is a 24-year-old American singer, songwriter and actor. She is known for her role as Regina George in Means Girls on Broadway and the most recent film, as well as her pop music career. She is a lesbian icon for the female gaze (sorry, I mean female gays).

  • A hot drizzle of “baby girl”  

  • A pinch of lesbian fringe superiority  

  • ⅓ cups of Regina George reinvention  

  • A heaping scoop of lying in interviews (this can be substituted for 40 hours of court ordered media training)  

  • A dollop of confidence and delusion  

  • A mic drop of Broadway vocals on a pop star  

  • ½ a tablespoon of Rachel McAdams fangirling  

  • 2 mouthfuls of bras thrown on stage  

  • A body shot of MOTHER 

  • A metric tonne of gay panic  

Anonymous
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