• student_vet
    2016 Issue 11

    Stereotypical students II

    The Vet student When they’re not pissed up in blackface and having too much fun, Vet students are considered the aristocracy of the student body in Palmerston North. Unlike everyone else studying in P-Naugh-tay, Vet [...]
  • timthumb-1
    2016 Issue 11

    Personals Issue 11

    Photoshopper for hire Tinder or Facebook profile pictures not up to standard? I can make you look like a runway model. Did you put on a few extra kilos but don’t want it to show [...]
  • editorial
    2016 Issue 11

    Why I support Hawke’s Bay

    It is that time of year again: provincial rugby has kicked off for another season. This year it has been dubbed the Mitre 10 Cup. In truth, whatever it’s called is inconsequential – the competition [...]
  • nathan_peacock
    2016 Issue 11

    Not so amazing grace

    I remember the last time I ever saw my Granddad. I don’t mean the time when I saw him barely clinging to life on a hospital bed, I mean the time I saw him as [...]
  • Shaun Henry & Nikita Skipper
    2016 Issue 11

    Henry wants Skipper’s crown

    For the first time since 2012, Manawatū students will have a contested election for their student president, with Shaun Henry and Nikita Skipper both confirming to Massive that they will be running for the role. [...]

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