That's cooked: Sabrina Carpenter Shortcake  

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  • A risqué mouthful of naughty Nonsense outros 

  • A perfectly portioned hairspray mist of curtain bangs  

  • ½ a cup of scandalizing the Catholic church  

  • A pinch of mini skirts  

  • 5 cups of underrated talent and slow burn fame 

  • A scoop of Disney Channel star turned pop icon  

  • 3 and ½ struts in Naked Wolfe platform boots 

Sabrina Carpenter is a 24-year-old American singer, songwriter and actress. She is best known for her most recent album, emails i can’t send, and her leading role on 2010’s Disney Channel TV show Girl Meets World. She recently finished touring with Taylor Swift, as the opening act on the Era’s Tour. 

Art by Bella Maresca

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