I missed the shit uni food, there, I said it.

Uber drivers are meant to get 75% of the fare for a ride. This is before all the costs which a driver incurs out of their own pocket. These costs include petrol, insurance, maintenance, an infinite data phone plan, cleaning and, of course, tax.

Not too much, the Government has to keep giving tax exemptions to landlords too :)

Gaming is a polarising activity that many believe is a useless waste of time. However, as Massive’s resident gamer, I’d like to defend gaming’s honour by clarifying the functionality of gaming and addressing the anti-social stigma placed upon the gaming community.

No minimum grades on individual assessment items and no compulsory assessment items are among “a number of supports” Massey has in place for students challenged by another long lockdown.

I put a fundraiser in my bio and said if they donated, they could take me out on a date. I’m assuming Tinder might have seen it as escorting or something.

Editor's Note: All the execs are holding elections at different times this year, love that for us! Stay tuned throughout other issues to see candidates for M@D and MUSA once nominations close.

Most landlords are pretty chill with the idea of a fish tank so let’s start with explaining why you should consider setting up a small-scale Kelly Tarlton’s.

I thought you couldn’t get much better than free !

The United States accreditation body for creative arts has renewed its recognition of Massey’s Toi Rauwhārangi College of Creative Arts (CoCA) as one of the best outside the US.

Albany Students’ Association (ASA) are adapting in preparation for New Zealand Chinese Language Week despite constraints from lockdown in Auckland.

With the majority of the country (soz Auckland :/) having returned to a tentative Level 2, Massey campuses outside Albany finally reopen their doors today (Monday 13).

I was masturbating at my desk, tits out and skirt hiked up around my waist, whilst my boyfriend was furiously pounding away at his meat on screen. It was pretty fucking steamy.

A Te Pararē kōrero with Jhaymeān Terekia, a tuakana in the new and soulful music group Ka Hao. She tells us about how Ka Hao inspires rangatahi and sets out to uphold te reo Māori and kaupapa Māori through music.

By learning our language and reclaiming it as a social norm, we are not only doing today’s Māori a service, but also bettering the future for our tamariki.

Ko tōku reo tōku ohooho, ko tōku reo tōku māpihi maurea. My language is my awakening, my language is the window to my soul.

Using percentage as a measuring tool when it comes to whakapapa invalidates half-caste Māori and damages self-value one may feel as a Māori.

Taylor-Rose Terekia is killing the game. She’s the writer, editor, and wordsmith of your dreams. She’s also the Kaiwāwāhi Matua (Editor) of Te Pararē, having been with the magazine since its inception in 2019, “from its baby days to what it is today”.

Welcome to the MAWSA Elections for 2022! This is your chance to size up those courageous enough to run for roles, and ask them the tough questions to ensure they’re fit to represent and advocate for you next year.