If there’s one thing about fashion I don’t miss, it’s the skinny eyebrow trend of the early 2000s. It looked like a strong breeze could blow those skinny bitches right off your face. But fashion is cyclical, and skinny eyebrows will probably come back. But, something I didn’t expect was corsets.

Sadly, I’ve dated many a fun-sock man in my time. The good news is, I now have a wealth of information that I can share with you, dear readers.

What is it with student execs not wanting to hold simple by-elections?

I have been told multiple times that I’m a walking red flag.... and this story definitely makes me seem like one.

Because Why the Fuck Not?

In conversation with Angelina Koh.

Madeline Brunel wins by a narrow margin

I know you think that fun patterned socks make you seem cool. I know you THINK that, anyway, but listen here buddy....

Accessory of the week: Docs.

Maybe you’re afraid of colour, patterns or certain shapes. Maybe you’re just afraid, full stop. Massive spoke to students about what’s their big bad wolf when it comes to fashion, and how we can dismantle our fears, bit by bit.

…oh shit. I just realised I don’t have any of the veggies :o

Not getting access to bank accounts? Yikes!

Truth be told, I really thought that people who did speed dating must be awkward losers like me, but these people, well, seemed normal. Some even cute!

Simplicity is key - this phrase has embodied itself in this doughy goodness that has lined the pukus of New Zealanders for centuries. Fry bread (commonly mistaken for fried bread) likens to that dodgy BYO you reluctantly go to every weekend - it looks suspicious but always tastes so fucking good.

What? A historical decision? In about three weeks?

With distance students making up the largest percentage of Māori students within Massey, the need for proper representation remains a pressing issue, both within M@D and the distance community in general.

Please..... :’)

Pisces: I think you look nice in hats. Wear more fun hats.

Getting the job is the straight forward part, but navigating management issues, dealing with short breaks and general mistreatment by employers is all too common in this industry.

Magic mushrooms are one of nature’s little surprises, a tasty treat found in the harrowing depths of winter

Hmmm, this sounds like an important thing that Massey should probably lend a hand with