Everyone wants him, but he picked me. Yeah, the alpha sheep. The hot one, with the horns.

Ngl, this is kind of cool

How the Body Phenomenon Sparked a Generation of Eating Disorders

Blood. There was blood everywhere. And I mean literally everywhere. On the sheets, pillows, even on the fucking carpet.

Honestly, good for them

Let’s explore a few of New Zealand’s conspiracy theories. I’ll leave it up to you to decide your own truth. Nothing is real anyway, right?

Who could have seen this coming??? Lol

I realised there was no way I was going to be able to hold up my toga while carrying the alcohol, so I untangled myself from the knotted mess and tied the sheet around my neck. Off I went. Hurtling down the street in broad daylight looking like Captain fucking Underpants.

Spinster woman seeks desperate man

Remember that time when the TikTok baked feta pasta went viral?

To unearth some valuable insights on hāngī and all things food, I sat down with three hāngī lovers: Minister of Conservation, Kiritapu Allan, Stuff reporter, Glenn McConnell and my nana, Mali.

Getting bored with all of this board talk

Normal libraries continue to remain book-focussed and boring.

Competition arises in the dark depths of Facebook shitposting

Have an honest conversation with them face-to-face about how you’re feeling. Haha, just kidding.

To answer the question you’re dying to know, there were farts a plenty.

Maybe this whole thing will stop being so confusing. One can hope.

Personally, cooking is one of the true wonders of my life. A bit of fried fish with lemon, what could compare? Cold pizza on the morning of an eye-gorging hangover, my true one love. But it’s not always a walk in the park.

I was a young 16-year-old girl wearing my kmart boutique jumpsuit and my leather converse school shoes, it was going to be a fabulous night.

Aquarius: In a fit of munchies, you’ll make a bizarre but wonderful meal this week. Make sure to take a picture of it, this is a dish you don’t want to forget.