The drama may be delayed but the fun never stops x

“When I create, I create with not just me but with all the kaitiaki that choose to love me and work with me.”

Maybe we can finally get rid of all those confusing acronyms!

Whether you need a comfy place to study, not study, watch Netflix, or hotbox the flat without the neighbours peeking, the blanket fort is perfect for any occasion.

I cook, I know in my heart of hearts that if I was ordering this at a restaurant it would be five hundred times better. But not when I’m cooking pasta. When I’m cooking pasta, my heart sings

If you feel uncomfortable with our last cover, think about why. Re-examine your internalised (or not-so-internal) sexism. Free the fucking nip, it’s 2021. Free the pubic hair. Free it all.

In my history as a Māori university student, I have been exposed to a roundtable of conspiracy theories framing the indigenous scholarship schemes as unfair handouts or giveaways.

$2.97 million in funding, rolled out over three years, will be given to the Pūhoro STEM Academy.

Taurus: Arrange a date this week. It’s time to put yourself out there, for better or for worse. Probably for worse, let’s face it.  

Everyone knows that student flats are just that delightful mix of shitty and chaotic. Let’s face it, there’s often a reason these houses are rented to students rather than fancy, functioning adults.

You know the drill, wake up, make a shitty instant coffee, sink a cone and debate whether or not it’s worth coming into uni when suddenly… FUCK the landlord just texted reminding you of your flat inspection today, and it’s a wreck.

Is there a growing passion for student media in Albany? God, we hope not, competition scares us.

Growing up, I was always intrigued by the concept of Soggy Biscuit. I went to a single-sex school, and the rumours I heard wafting off the all-boys boarding houses were, well, were hard to ignore.

Just wanna get down and dirty on Thursday nights

“No more violence! Stop the silence!”

“Hanging out with friends, you swap stories of bad Tinder dates or juicy hookups, but all I could talk about was what I had been binge-watching on Netflix that week. I felt dull and boring, which made me socially isolate myself even more.”

When you’re queer there’s no clear way to define virginity. Penetration? Orgasm? Getting head? I’d definitely done a couple of those things that night, was I no longer a virgin?

Mix up your question with some names, from “What do you want to do now, baby?” to a “Do you want to fuck me, daddy?” or even a “I want you to ruin me till I’m shaking with every inch, master”

General Manager of MUSA and MAWSA, Craig Black, has left both positions almost simultaneously.