What a ride it has been, this week, this month, this year, this existence. In fact, it has been incredibly overwhelming at times, yet rather underwhelming. Net result is whelming.
Massive Magazine presents Horoscoping You Out, the summer edition
Well fuck a doodle do, my grandma shat in my shoe. I put it on, then took it off, my foot covered in poo...
Some believe that Taumaranui is God’s gift to the world, yet some view this small settlement as the asshole of the earth.
We look deep into the crystal ball and find out where life will be in a decade's time
What sould you do when your naughty aunty comes to visit? Good Cop, Bad Cop has advice for you.
What should you do if you transform into a horse?
Your ooky spooky Horror-scopes have arrived. Don’t read these before bed.
Many students in Manawatu were left confused when a van ended up in a duck pond.
What do you do when you find a $100 note on the floor of your step brother’s sisters’ rest home?
Forget those unreliable Buzzfeed quizzes. I am the true authority on cheese astrology. Keep reading to find out what cheesy snack your mum enjoyed while you were in utero.
There is a lot to be said about a good meme. Many people relax and de-stress by having a good browse of some zesty memes.
How many of you have tried ascending to the top floor of the vet tower? They say curiosity killed the cat, but curiosity never killed a Massey student (I hope).
How are the signs coping this semester?
Can you fit your leg in an exhaust pipe? What about an arm in a Maccas straw?
Hot water bottles are hot, Riverdale hiatus is definitely not.
Massive's astorlogist presents the signs in live – laugh – LOVE.
Sick of your boyfriend spending all his time watching the FIFA World Cop? Our resident Good Cop, Bad Cop is here to help.
Don’t let society force you into thinking outside the box, try thinking outside the ball sack.
Many students live on a staple diet of pasta and other cheap nosh. But what about the fable that is a $1 loaf of bread?
This issue is Met Gala Realness - guess which guest you are to everyone's favourite problematic annual fashion event.
Massive Magazine sums up what's hot and what's not ahead of the mid-year break.
In a pickle? Good Cop, Bad Cop still has advice for all you Beliebers out there!
Often, I hear the expression, “it’ll run on the smell of an oily rag”.
From Justin Bieber concerts to interactions with the Cookie Time Monster, GCBC can help solve all of your problems.
Who doesn't love the yodelling Walmart kid?
Ass Troll is back to share his latest visions from the crystal ball...
Picture yourself, sitting in a small boat under the bright stars on beautiful Lake Taupo.
Ever wondered what to do if you fall off your champion race horse while steeplechasing through the streets of a foreign country?
Todd ponders the term whelming. Can you simply be whelmed?
Massive's Good Cop and Bad Cop are at it again in Issue 3. Is first aid the best call for a broken leg?