Shitmates

In each issue we’ll be taking submissions on the sloppiest, dankest flatmates that lurk in the suburbs surrounding Massey’s campuses. This week we’ve dredged up one from the archives of 2016; a jaw-dropping, fecal ridden tale that helped shape the history of central Palmerston North. We’ll let this former Manawatu dweller recount the legend from here. (Names have been changed to avoid a defamation case).