In each issue we’ll be taking submissions on the sloppiest, dankest flatmates that lurk in the suburbs surrounding Massey’s campuses. This week we’ve dredged up one from the archives of 2016; a jaw-dropping, fecal ridden tale that helped shape the history of central Palmerston North. We’ll let this former Manawatu dweller recount the legend from here. (Names have been changed to avoid a defamation case).