If you’re operating on three brain cells and one nostril this flu season, this is the best way to put yourself out of your misery.
You will need:
1 teaspoon of cheap instant coffee
1 shot of Kahlua or Tia Maria
1 Club Red (can be swapped out for vape pod of choice)
- Boil the jug and gaze out the slightly moulded window of your overpriced flat as it boils.
- Add one teaspoon of instant coffee and a shot of liqueur to the nearest unwashed mug.
- Fill the mug to the brim with boiling water. Add a few drops of cold water if you don’t have any germs you need to scald out of your throat.
- Light your cigarette (or activate the button of your vaping device).
- Enjoy the dissociating rush of nicotine, alcohol and caffeine in the fresh air.