“Named so for being scarily accurate… or just really bad. Jury’s still out.”
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Trouble adjusting to your sustainable lucky object may lead to a sticky situation in class this month - beware.
Sustainable lucky object: menstrual cup
Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
As the most sensitive star sign, you feed off the energy from this issue. You decide to give up toilet paper in a bid to save the planet.
Sustainable lucky object: bamboo toothbrush
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Your sustainable lucky object this month hints at a new arrival on the horizon. You might need to get course related costs out to fund this one.
Sustainable lucky object: hemp nappies
Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Known for being the most stubborn (bullish?) sign, you find it hard to adjust to the zero waste movement. Just don’t have a kid.
Sustainable lucky object: bamboo dish brush
Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
The fog sweeping through the North Island this week is reflected in your mindset, Gemini. Dump your girlfriend to clear this up.
Sustainable lucky object: solid shampoo bar
Cancer (Jun 21 – July 22)
Your passion for the planet is inspiring, but blowing your course-related costs on shares in a hemp start-up isn’t.
Sustainable lucky object: soggy paper straw
Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)
As a passionate star sign, it’s understandable you take your conservation efforts seriously - but stop yelling at tourists in Zealandia.
Sustainable lucky object: overpriced keep cup
Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
Your deep sense of humanity means you are adored by all and susceptible to charities set up outside Countdown.
Sustainable lucky object: reusable makeup wipes
Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
Balance is usually your strongest characteristic, but too many shots at The Daily this Saturday night will change that.
Sustainable lucky object: crocheted water bomb
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Your lucky object this month is a personification of your most noticeable traits - fun at festivals and hard to get rid of.
Sustainable lucky object: biodegradable glitter
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Maths was never your strongest suit - you fuck up the ratios of the zero waste cocktail recipe and now you have to put all your flatmates in the recovery position.
Sustainable lucky object: string bag
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Your obsession with your sustainable lucky object causes people to compare you to Keith from Lunatics.
Sustainable lucky object: mason jar