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Personals Issue 12

October 11, 2016 0

Goat wanted for Rap video Hello. Me and my group of colleagues are looking for a goat owner to let us use/come see their goat for a video we are making. This isn’t a joke. We would like to put [Read More]

The Guru/Guress Issue 11

October 5, 2016 0

I just found out that my boyfriend of 6 months still has nudes from his old girlfriends saved that he uses as masturbation material. GURU: Give him some new material. If he’s tugging the trouser tube to a nude of [Read More]

Things that happened around the world IV

October 3, 2016 0

First Head Transplant Planned An Italian neuroscientist, a Chinese surgeon and a Russian with a rare genetic disease walk into a bar… This sounds like the opening line of a joke, but in fact these three are the main players [Read More]

Stereotypical students II

September 29, 2016 0

The Vet student When they’re not pissed up in blackface and having too much fun, Vet students are considered the aristocracy of the student body in Palmerston North. Unlike everyone else studying in P-Naugh-tay, Vet students are not from Hawke’s [Read More]

Personals Issue 11

September 29, 2016 0

Photoshopper for hire Tinder or Facebook profile pictures not up to standard? I can make you look like a runway model. Did you put on a few extra kilos but don’t want it to show in your pictures? I’ll make [Read More]

Guru/Guress Issue 10

September 19, 2016 0

Sucking a circumcised dick? I’ve only sucked uncut dick before. How do you give a good blowjob to a cut guy? Guru: Same way you give an uncut dick a blowey. Combination of deep throating, licking up and down the [Read More]

Things that happened around the world III

September 19, 2016 0

Burkini Ban A global debate has been sparked after armed police forced a Muslim woman to undress on a French beach. The ethics of a burkini ban has prompted the following defensive statements from the French government: “We will show [Read More]

Anti-dog poo campaigner found dead by passing jogger

September 16, 2016 0

A prominent anti-dog poo campaigner has died over the weekend following what police have described as a “freak accident”. Eileen Cooch, a retired fishwife, spent much of the past 25 years campaigning across the country against dog owners who refused [Read More]

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