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The Matchelor — Part 5

May 8, 2017 0

Hey there me again your resident Matchelor who is a little loved up and a little bit smitten. Recapping from last time I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and it was a bit topsy turvy because we hadn’t [Read More]

Siri says

May 8, 2017 0

By Abigail Lassing Artificial intelligence has a long way to go and Siri is no exception. While you can hardly have a deep and meaningful conversation with her, she has many other purposes. If you don’t mind looking like a [Read More]

The Matchelor – Part 4

April 22, 2017 0

So from the last piece you may have caught on that I’m a little loved up. Loved up in the sense that date number two of my journey for ‘love’ has been a catch. I’ve been asked a lot of [Read More]

Dilemma Doctor

April 22, 2017 0

Since real life doctors are expensive, sometimes it pays to take the advice of more ‘alternative’ practices. Bring your problems, not your apples, and the Dilemma Doctor will prescribe you some terrible advice. Whether you take it or not is [Read More]

The Dilemma Doctor

March 27, 2017 0

Since real life doctors are expensive, sometimes it pays to take the advice of more ‘alternative’ practices. Bring your problems, not your apples, and the Dilemma Doctor will prescribe you some terrible advice. Whether you take it or not is [Read More]

The Guru – 02

March 14, 2017 0

Hi Guru, I have a problem. I have a friend who’s single after their relationship broke up and they’re leading a guy on. Like, really, REALLY leading them on. As in, NEVER going to happen, half-heartedly telling them it won’t [Read More]

The Guru – 01

March 13, 2017 0

Well today my boyfriend and I were having sex in the back of his car really quick. To ease clean up, when he was about to finish I moved down and swallowed it all. Now I’m looking back and realised [Read More]

Student president embroiled in Viagra importation scandal

October 13, 2016 0

MAWSA President Tom Pringle has been arrested attempting to smuggle 15 kilos of Viagra through Wellington International Airport. Mr Pringle was returning from a self-described “fact finding” trip to China. Massive understands that six kilos of the prescription drug were [Read More]

Stereotypical students III

October 11, 2016 0

DISCLAIMER: The following descriptions of student types are, as suggested in the title, stereotypes. These stereotypes are crude and cruel, meaning they are not entirely based on actual students. The pages they are on are clearly labelled ‘Humour’. For further explanation, please [Read More]

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