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Being the heiress of the Matthew Ridge fortune, Jamie was always destined for great things. She has risen to the ranks of ‘A-list celebrity status’ after hanging onto the coat tails of SBW. Then she flailed her way to victory at the Mother of All Fight Nights against champion boxer Rosanna Arkle (a girl from the GC). Then she retired undefeated from boxing and is filming a reality TV show with her mother…

It’s a pretty good story so far. But I think I could make it better. Women’s Day get your pens ready, cos Jamie Ridge is about to become big news. Here’s how.

Jamie becomes infatuated with Shane Cameron. She falls in love with the boxer that made NZ wince when his right hand connected with Barret. So, after a lot of will they, won’t they and a massively publicised break up between Shane’s current women they get have a happy relationship, for a week or so.

But SBW is back on the scene and madly jealous of Shane, and remorseful at letting Jamie go. Over months of public mudslinging and headlines, Cameron calls SBW out to settle things once and for all, in the ring. Jamie is torn between her two suitors and while she enjoys her new relationship with Cameron she still has feelings for SBW. Who will she choose?

Eventually she lets them choose who is the man for her and decides the winner of the upcoming Cameron v SBW bout will also win her heart and undying love, for a week or so. The drama reaches fever pitch and the country picks its own champion splitting into team Shane or team SBW. The entire nation watches the fight for $100 on pay per view cheering their champion. Finally one man remains victorious, sweaty and bloodied he calls out for Jamie her name and she leaps into the ring and kisses her new champion.

It could be The Mad Butchers Hearty Showdown for Supremacy of Jamie Ridge, oh and a boxing match.